B-rizzle's definitions

Bamboozlement

Noun. A state of deception or mystification.

Wave after wave of bamboozlement is in store as these stories unfold

by B-rizzle March 15, 2019

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.

I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.

by B-rizzle June 21, 2025

derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

by B-rizzle February 17, 2025

16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!

Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!

by B-rizzle January 1, 2019

Highest roller

Noun. Slang. A gambling stoner.

Hey you see him over there? Yeah why? He’s the highest roller here! Wym? He’s doing good on his gambling? Yeah but he’s also stoned out of his mind!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019

googetty my geshwargen

Slang. It literally means the act of having sex. It’s from season 4 episode 21 of family guy. Quagmire says that for the reason why he married the maid.

Maid: why did you marry me? Quagmire: so you can googetty my geshwargen!

by B-rizzle June 18, 2019