B-Rizzle's definitions

sdltm

Slang. Seriously don’t lie to me. It’s what you say when you think someone is lying to you.

Woman: did you cheat on me? Man: nope. Woman: sdltm

by B-rizzle April 23, 2019

grtc

Slang. Gargantuan raging thunder cunt. It’s the ultimate example of of super mega crabby ass bitch. Aunt Flo isn’t very nice to her. She has pms 24/7!

Girl: don’t touch my shit! Guy: stfu you grtc! What’s a grtc? Gargantuan raging thunder cunt!
You’re the ultimate example of of super mega crabby ass bitch. You have pms 24/7!

by B-rizzle April 25, 2019

i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

by B-rizzle May 3, 2019

she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.

Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.

by B-rizzle May 7, 2019

to swallow grass snakes

Slang. It means being so insulted that you’re not able to reply.

He somehow managed for me to swallow grass snakes. What do you mean? I’m so insulted I don’t know what to say.

by B-rizzle May 13, 2019

thornader

Slang. It’s what southerners call an extremely violent tornado. It’s so violent that it destroys anything just like Thor’s hammer.

Hey did ya see that Thornader?! Yeah it was the most violent thing I’ve ever seen!

by B-rizzle May 22, 2019

twin header

Slang. The act of fucking more than 1 set of female twins in a 24 hour period.

Boyyy! I had me a twin header! What’s that?! I fucked a set of twins at 2:30 this morning. Then I fucked another set of twins at 10:30! Bro! You’re a beast!

by B-rizzle May 23, 2019