loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

sleep

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

"Go to sleep"? Is that like going to church?

by B-Drac November 08, 2003

A+

A grade you'll never get because you suck.

I've only had about 5 A+'s in all my years.

by B-Drac August 21, 2003

Might I suggest that you die

So please crawl into a pit, roll over and stop breathing.

Do it for your mom.

by B-Drac November 07, 2003

unintelligent

To not be smart.

Dumb, stupid, retarded, challenged, silly, dumbassed, unsmart, bottom-headed.

by B-Drac September 05, 2003

Verbal Diarrhea

When your ass starts talking to you.

<m0ther> Did you do your homework?
<Billy's Ass> Go to hell you ass-faced witch.
<Billy> ... I didn't say that.
<m0ther> Oh golly!

by B-Drac August 12, 2003

telefizzle

1. Television
2. Telephone

1. Let's round up all my nizzles in the hizzle and watch some telefizzle, fo' shizzle.
2. I called up my wizzle on the telefizzle and asked if he could feed my dizzle why I'm on holidays in Austrizzle.

by B-Drac September 06, 2003