Urban Dictionary: Definitions by B to the Rock

turban

A shorter way to refer to towel head's

A turban runs that gas staion.

turban by B to the Rock November 3, 2005

"My hane itches"
"You smell like a sweaty hane"

When a douche bag displays characteristics of being an Alpha Male and thinks he's the stuff.

That guy should give up his alphamalism, he pisses everyone off.

What you call a human that has reached the fattest point known to man. These people are sometimes mistaken for bovine.

"Is that a cow in your living room?"
"No it's just one blarb SOB"

blarb by B to the Rock December 12, 2004