Out house

Toilet, privy, latrine, lavatory, "the bog"
An outside toilet (usually in the yard/garden of a house) {UK}
Only a few remain, a brick building about 4ft x 2ft with an earth latrine or a ceramic toilet. Squares of newspaper hanged on a piece of string, for wiping.

Remembered as cold, inconvenient or shared with neighbours.
* "Did you leave that candle in the out house?"
* "The out house is full of spiders"
* "Ooh! Look at you with your fancy out house."
* "Our Joan was trapped in the out house all night long."
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Wench

Girl / young female

Typical of contemporary language spoken in the Black Country, a highly industrialised region of the West Midlands, a county in central England.

Often so broad as to be intelligible, this dialect is know as "Black Country Spake"
* "Come over 'ere wench."
* "Our kid gets all the wenches."
* "Yow ain't ever bin with a wench."
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Scop eye

Dilated pupil(s) caused by exposure to particles of scopolamine, usually affecting chemists and lab technicians and caused by the mishandling of the chemical
* "I accidentally tore the bag and got a cloud of the stuff in my face. My colleague looked at me and told me I had Scop eye "
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Grey pays

Maple peas (sometimes yellow split peas).

Key ingredient in hearty, traditional dish from the Black Country (large industrial region in central England).
The dried pulses, bacon, water, seasoning, onion (optional), cooked slowly and served with faggots.
Popular street food and in pubs, especially with football goers.

Pronounced "gray pays" due to the strong and recognisable accent of the region.
* "let's get us gray pays half time, son."

* "That's proper black country grub, that is. Gray pays and bacon. That takes me back, our kid."

* "Our mam does the best grey pays."
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h'ware

How are {abbreviation} UK colloquial

H'war

How're
pronounced "hwar"
* H'ware ya? {greeting}
* H'ware the hell you doing?
* H'ware the crotch goblins anyway?
* If I go, h'ware you gonna feel?
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Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.
* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
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SovCits

A person who lives according to the conspiracy theories and Ideologies of the Sovereign Citizen movement.

Defined as "domestic terrorists" by the FBI, SovCits have executed a number of police officers, as they went about their duties to uphold the law. They believe themselves to be above the laws of society and immune to any penalties,imposed by a judiciary they deem to be illegitimate.

The Oklahoma bomber, Timothy McVeigh was a SovCit but their principle weapon is paper terrorism.
* "You know when SovCits are lying, because their lips are moving."
* "Screaming word salad into the faces of road pirates, is how SovCits find themselves with shattered car windows, gassed, tazered and twitching on the asphalt."
* "How many SovCits does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ..ivfxu gg.xhb."
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