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Definitions by Awkward broccoli

A derogatory, racist name for a person of Pakistani heritage, {UK} from 1980's
Primarily a playground taunt
Chogger/ Chogga/ Paki/ Wog
* " Are you friends with that chogger?"
* "There's a lot of choggers at this school."
* "He called me a chogger, Miss."
Chogger by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Lard arse 

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.
* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
Lard arse by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Scop eye 

Dilated pupil(s) caused by exposure to particles of scopolamine, usually affecting chemists and lab technicians and caused by the mishandling of the chemical
* "I accidentally tore the bag and got a cloud of the stuff in my face. My colleague looked at me and told me I had Scop eye "
Scop eye by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
*Combination of scalding water and sugar, used as a weapon (prison). Typically used to punish disloyalty, informing, against sex offenders and those who's crimes involve children. Intention: permanent facial scarring/disfiguration, identifying the victim as an outcast with lifelong facial scarring.

{UK prison slang}
* "When he's in the shower, church the napalm over the top."
* "A faceful of napalm will let everyone know what he is."
* "What do you want all that sugar for? You're not making napalm, are you?"
* "Put the kettle on, pal. It's napalm time."
* "You could hear him screaming all the way down the block. Napalm will teach him not to grass."
Napalm by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
from "Billy Whizz" {abbreviation}
-character from adult comic "Viz"-
Speed
Amphetamine sulphate (powder/paste)
* "Got any Billy, mate?"
* "A few lines of Billy should do the trick"
* "That Billy stinks of cat piss"
Billy by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
Ketamine (veterinary tranquilliser)
Special K
K class
-also used for post surgical pain management in humans -
-anaesthetic/disassociative - sometimes used for hard to treat depression.
* "I love me some Ket."
* "Ket heads"
* "Too much Ket made her incontinent "
* "That Ket was banging."
Ket by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Wet legs 

Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.

{typically used by school children}
* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
Wet legs by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024