Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.
* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
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Wench

Girl / young female

Typical of contemporary language spoken in the Black Country, a highly industrialised region of the West Midlands, a county in central England.

Often so broad as to be intelligible, this dialect is know as "Black Country Spake"
* "Come over 'ere wench."
* "Our kid gets all the wenches."
* "Yow ain't ever bin with a wench."
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Securitate

Romanian secret police force (1948-1989). History's most brutal secret police. Notorious for their role in the oppressive regime, spying and engaging the people in spying on each other, torture, extrajudicial arrest and imprisonments. Brutally killed Indiscriminately.
* "he's reporting to the Securitate."
* "She tried to defect but the Securitate were waiting at the border."
* "The Securitate gave them 10 hour long x-rays."
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Grey pays

Maple peas (sometimes yellow split peas).

Key ingredient in hearty, traditional dish from the Black Country (large industrial region in central England).
The dried pulses, bacon, water, seasoning, onion (optional), cooked slowly and served with faggots.
Popular street food and in pubs, especially with football goers.

Pronounced "gray pays" due to the strong and recognisable accent of the region.
* "let's get us gray pays half time, son."

* "That's proper black country grub, that is. Gray pays and bacon. That takes me back, our kid."

* "Our mam does the best grey pays."
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Chogger

A derogatory, racist name for a person of Pakistani heritage, {UK} from 1980's
Primarily a playground taunt
Chogger/ Chogga/ Paki/ Wog
* " Are you friends with that chogger?"
* "There's a lot of choggers at this school."
* "He called me a chogger, Miss."
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SovCits

A person who lives according to the conspiracy theories and Ideologies of the Sovereign Citizen movement.

Defined as "domestic terrorists" by the FBI, SovCits have executed a number of police officers, as they went about their duties to uphold the law. They believe themselves to be above the laws of society and immune to any penalties,imposed by a judiciary they deem to be illegitimate.

The Oklahoma bomber, Timothy McVeigh was a SovCit but their principle weapon is paper terrorism.
* "You know when SovCits are lying, because their lips are moving."
* "Screaming word salad into the faces of road pirates, is how SovCits find themselves with shattered car windows, gassed, tazered and twitching on the asphalt."
* "How many SovCits does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ..ivfxu gg.xhb."
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Stera

Sterilised milk. {Abbreviation}
Homogenised milk that is heat treated
Has extended self life and popular before refrigerators were commonplace. Preferred for making yoghurt with most sold today in central England.
* "A pint of strera please, milky."
* "I like the creamy taste of stera more than pasteurised milk."
* "I've had that milk in the pantry for weeks. It's alright though because it's stera."
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