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Telethon Boy

Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).
"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
by Author June 17, 2006
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Bill Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.
The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like Bill Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
by author July 20, 2006
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Friend of Tom

I heard that dude is a friend of Tom.
Yeah, it's creepy.
by author June 25, 2006
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bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.
You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.
by author October 10, 2006
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hodeez

(1)|noun great person;
(2)|adj. synonymous to attractive/sexy;
(1) He looks just like hodeez!
(2) Damn, he's so hodeez.
by author January 27, 2004
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Operation Iraqi Liberation

What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:

www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
(delete space in "releases")
Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).
by author August 2, 2006
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NeoCon Jihad

A term that refers to the NeoConservative Jihad.
Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfailed are the architects of the NeoCon Jihad.
by author June 21, 2006
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