Definitions by Austin Pealy

meatless grinder 

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

meatless grinder by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

scissor fight 

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.

"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"

scissor fight by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

berta 

The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.

This berta is going to kill me!

berta by Austin Pealy September 11, 2008

fluffing the hobo 

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

fluffing the hobo by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007

Camel Tongue 

(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.

I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.

Camel Tongue by Austin Pealy February 19, 2007

bone clearing Jethro 

(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.

After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.

bone clearing Jethro by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.

It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.

taint tweezin' by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006