by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
(N): a person who sharts in a way that creates a piece of splatter art, usually on a toilet seat or wall, often but not always on purpose.
Man, that is a lot of shit on that toilet seat, the pattern is mesmerizing though, that shartist is a Picasso!
by Austin Pealy December 25, 2024
by Austin Pealy November 10, 2007
1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!
by Austin Pealy February 17, 2020
(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
by Austin Pealy October 01, 2006
(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!
by Austin Pealy October 13, 2016