Austin Pealy's definitions

Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024

homeless balls

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.

"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

bone clearing Jethro

(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.

After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.

by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

scissor fight

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.

"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Camel Tongue

(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.

I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.

by Austin Pealy February 19, 2007

vag scab

(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease

Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!

by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009