8 definitions by AugustDaMope

Mawhore

1. A white woman that looks fifty but acts like she's in her thirties, yet defends herself like she isn't even ten.
2. A "Karen" that acts and seems like she isn't a "Karen" until you get to know her.

"My dude, you're such a Mawhore."

by AugustDaMope July 26, 2023

Whoppenheimer

A special edition burger sold at Burger King that was loaded with firecrackers and neon-green mayonnaise to promote the release of the movie "Oppenheimer".

"The Whoppenheimer is such a banger! I could literally taste the power of the bomb!"

by AugustDaMope July 26, 2023

Khankis

Slang for a document service, such as Google Slides or Powerpoint being used as a primitive social media or online community. Most commonly created at schools that provide computers with restricted internet. They hate Khankises.

"Did you hear about those emo kids? Their Khankis got shut down!"
"Check Khankis, dude."

by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023

Goobinsquibbin

A "goofy-ahh" person under the age of 15 who acts very irrationally, erratically and recklessly. Often they get into detention or special programs due to their school. Commonly housed in middle and elementary schools with corrupt principals.

"That loser was such a goobinsquibbin at the Halloween party yesterday"

by AugustDaMope July 16, 2023

Gorp

A group of dumbass friends who either take up an entire lunch table or an entire discord server.

"That gorp took our table!"

by AugustDaMope August 1, 2023

Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.

"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"

by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023

Homon't

When someone complements a person of the opposite sex, but say "No Homo" without really thinking about it.

"You'd look so hot in a dress. No homo, though"
"What? Do you mean Homon't?"

by AugustDaMope July 26, 2023