Definitions by Athene Airheart

wing wiper 

A term used to describe a member of the US Air Force.

Probably comes from the Air Force's reputation for being neat and orderly.

Did ya see that wing-wiper over there? Bet I could arm wrestle him.

wing wiper by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

schnoodle 

Addendum to my previous definition of schnoodle:

More precisely, a schnoodle is two guys sharing one foreskin in an erotic manner. Head to head. Ya dig?

The two guys were really into each other so they started some hot schnoodle action.

schnoodle by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

squeeb 

1. Also, a person who sucks farts out of dead skunks.

My friend Kevin commonly associates with squeebs.

squeeb by Athene Airheart April 18, 2004

schnoodle 

A Schnoodle can also be a circle jerk between a circumsized guy and an uncircumsized guy.

Kevin the Navy guy knows the definition of Schnoodle because he has a dirty mind.

schnoodle by Athene Airheart April 18, 2004

howdy

A greeting. A friendly, country way of saying Hello.

"Howdy," said the farmer as she greeted her neighbor.

howdy by Athene Airheart March 30, 2004

burning daylight 

Wasting time, hesitating when something should be done quickly. Literally, letting the day go by while you are waiting to get started.

Better get back on the road- we're burning daylight and we have a long way to go still.

burning daylight by Athene Airheart March 30, 2004

hold your horses 

Another way of saying "slow down" or "stop." Usually used when someone is being hasty about something and a wiser person says "Hold your horses!" to make them stop and think. Encourages someone to have caution.

Based on the times when people used wagons or carriages, and when they needed to keep them under control they would need to literally hold the horses back from running.

"Hold your horses," said Joe, "you don't know when the movie even starts."

hold your horses by Athene Airheart March 30, 2004