Assholes Inc.'s definitions

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003

Ja Rule

The proper name for him is Ja Sucks. Did I mention he's a faggot?

Ja Sucks is a gay asshole and deserves to be nuked off the face of the earth.

by Assholes Inc. August 27, 2003

*NSYNC

Used to be a shitty gay boyband with uber fags in it.

Then the Asshole Squad came and blew their brains out with .38 magnums.

The end.

by Assholes Inc. September 9, 2003

fagstreet boys

The proper term for Backstreet Boys because they're a bunch of stupid fags. Their probably hiding vaginas in their pants which explains why they sound like a bunch of eight-year-old girls on helium.

If the Fagstreet Boys suddenly became non-existent the world would be a better place.

by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003

photoshop

What most of the porn at Newgrounds is made with

Most of the dressup games there are made with Photoshop

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

coke and pepsi

A phrase meaning a dick and a pussy.

My coke went into her pepsi

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

maggotbox

The proper term for Macintosh because it's a slow piece of shit computer not compatible with any software that's been programmed on earth. See Macintosh

People who use maggotboxes are generally retarded dickheads.

by Assholes Inc. September 7, 2003