45 definition by Assholes Inc.

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(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

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Someone who looks up the word "dumbass" in a dictionary.
If you don't know what a dumbass is you're really a fucking dumbass.
by Assholes Inc. September 05, 2003

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The proper term for Apple.
The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?
by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

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My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.
by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

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The people who made AOL
none needed.
by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

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A country that is full of cunts
France is a cuntry.
by Assholes Inc. August 25, 2003

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The second most effective birth control method next to linux.
People who play evershit will never get pussy
by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

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