Ass Jockey's definitions

arseheart

Someone who is a martyr for a ridiculous cause. Someone who shows passion for the absurd.

Jesus man, that tweaker whore is a real arseheart, she thinks platypus people are chasing her around and putting cameras in her bathroom.

That guy is an arseheart, he killed himself because he couldn't fit into his little sister's jeans.

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

holy ballsanga

When a holy figure directly applies his balls to another person.

Jesus has his holy ballsanga.

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

Asshattan

Any city in which the majority of the population consists of asshats.

You and your faggot freinds can go back to Asshattan and reject pussy for the rest of your pathetic lives!

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008