Ascot Push

One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.
The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.
by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023
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Shoosh

Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!
I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!
by Ascot1111 November 09, 2018
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Wiseguy Warning

It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.
That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.
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Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
by Ascot1111 December 04, 2022
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Wake & Toast

It's a violent step further than wake n' bake, for individuals (OGs) that want to ram as much THC in their fucking brain as soon as possible upon awakening, no time for baking muffins, reffering to wake and bake, time to ram as much THC molecules in the brain and toast it a.s.a.p. (usually when in pain, like severe chronic back pain) refering to being shitfaced rapidly and sincerely.
Never mind the wake & bake, I wake & toast until I get the greens or pull a whitey
by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
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bushy slut

A very leafy and compact Cannabis plant. It refers to the fact that Cannabis plants that produce the weed we smoke are grown females and the fact that leafy and compact cannabis plants have an appetite for more water and fertilizers than a lanky plant. It's harsh but growers use it to provoke unexpected smiles. It's only normal because Cannabis growing is tough on a person in general all growers know this, people are a bit rough on the edges as well in this industry.
Look at those bushy sluts whoa, damn dude that's some nice and weed plants look how wide and compact they are, did you pinch them?!
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pinching

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.
Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?
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