Artifishalfish's definitions

upshank

Shanking or stabbing and then slicing from the lower abdomen upwards to the breastbone.

Oh, man, that gangsta just got upshanked!

I reserve the right to upshank anyone who disagrees.

by Artifishalfish June 2, 2008

poopface

A joking way to make fun of a friend.

"Hey poopface."

"Don't be such a poopface."

by Artifishalfish October 25, 2006

CS Talk

Also known as leet speak, this language was originally made by losers and nerds like me who play Counter Strike.

Example conversation using CS talk:

"j00 4r3 73++ 0083r /\/008!!"

"Nope, you are just a 10 year old gay kid who will never know a woman."

*Head shot*

by Artifishalfish September 10, 2006

Super Mario

The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.

Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.

"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."

"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."

by Artifishalfish January 11, 2007

poned

1. Short for Caponed, what used to be used in the term of getting killed by Al Capone's mob.
2. The word that spawned pwned, see definition 1.

1. Aw, Mark got 'poned! He said he had 'em afta him, but we didn't b'leev 'em.
2. You have been poned.

by Artifishalfish October 31, 2006

Thunderballs

Something that is the shit.

If it is thunderballs or the thunderballs, it definitely pwns ya mutha's face off.

Dude, the new Dethklok album is the thunderballs. You gotta get it.

by Artifishalfish October 8, 2007

[adult swim]

Please see Adult Swim.

I only watch adult swim because everything else is dumb.

by Artifishalfish November 6, 2006