Super Mario

The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.

Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."

"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."
by Artifishalfish January 11, 2007
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Kayzorz

Human 1: "I need to go get the pizza."
Human 2: "Kayzorz."
by Artifishalfish January 09, 2007
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poopface

"Hey poopface."

"Don't be such a poopface."
by Artifishalfish October 25, 2006
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poned

1. Short for Caponed, what used to be used in the term of getting killed by Al Capone's mob.
2. The word that spawned pwned, see definition 1.
1. Aw, Mark got 'poned! He said he had 'em afta him, but we didn't b'leev 'em.
2. You have been poned.
by Artifishalfish October 31, 2006
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CS Talk

Also known as leet speak, this language was originally made by losers and nerds like me who play Counter Strike.
Example conversation using CS talk:

"j00 4r3 73++ 0083r /\/008!!"

"Nope, you are just a 10 year old gay kid who will never know a woman."

*Head shot*
by Artifishalfish September 10, 2006
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upshank

Shanking or stabbing and then slicing from the lower abdomen upwards to the breastbone.
Oh, man, that gangsta just got upshanked!

I reserve the right to upshank anyone who disagrees.
by Artifishalfish June 02, 2008
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