Definitions by Art Vandelay

liggy 

One who pronounces the word "league" as "lig". Liggy will be heard using vulgar languange which may include the berating of minorities.

Don't be too loud or you will draw a lig.


Liggy likes to wear coach's shorts while he cuts the grass.

liggy by Art Vandelay January 19, 2005

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)

Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.

Denver Omellete by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004

w6 

An abbreviation/symbol of respect for the six firemen that died on Dec. 3, 1999 in Worcester, Ma.

The anniversary of W6 is comming up soon.

w6 by Art Vandelay December 1, 2004

Hamp 

v. To infringe on one's space and belongings

Don't hamp on my forty please

Hamp by Art Vandelay July 29, 2004

Donkey Raping Shit Eater 

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement

Pee-Wee Herman, AKA: Paul Reubens

Donkey Raping Shit Eater by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003

Grum 

A type of cheese found in mid-western Asia. Similar in taste and texture to fried halibut.

Stop eating all the grum, I want some! haw haw, that rhymes.

Grum by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003

Alf 

Alf!
The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.
You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.

Wow, Sam Waterson really looks like Alf!

Alf by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003