Art Vandelay's definitions

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement

Pee-Wee Herman, AKA: Paul Reubens

by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003

Hamp

v. To infringe on one's space and belongings

Don't hamp on my forty please

by Art Vandelay July 29, 2004

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)

Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.

by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004

liggy

One who pronounces the word "league" as "lig". Liggy will be heard using vulgar languange which may include the berating of minorities.

Don't be too loud or you will draw a lig.


Liggy likes to wear coach's shorts while he cuts the grass.

by Art Vandelay January 19, 2005

w6

An abbreviation/symbol of respect for the six firemen that died on Dec. 3, 1999 in Worcester, Ma.

The anniversary of W6 is comming up soon.

by Art Vandelay December 1, 2004

bacne

Back acne. Zits on your back!!
It can also be spelled "backne", but that's only for extremely cool people like me.
Not to be mistaken for back-knee, which is another word for the back of your knee.

Jim: You have like, tons of bacne.
Fred: That's backne, you loser!

by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003

Alf

Alf!
The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.
You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.

Wow, Sam Waterson really looks like Alf!

by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003