Definitions by Art Vandalay

Mouldy Snatch 

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.

I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.

Mouldy Snatch by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

old mate 

Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.

Oy old mate, You. Me. Outside the R-ey. Right Now.

old mate by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Djuzla 

The shorthand Australian slang for a hotel or pub whose premises title specifically begins with "The duke of..."

I, Diamond Joe Quimby, hereby declare that The Duke Of Wellington Hotel be known from this day forward as "The Djuzla"

Djuzla by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Slobsy 

"Slobsy" or "Slobodan" is a way to describe a human who has the uncanny ability to talk mindlessly, whilst fossicking and rumaging through lunch boxes, whilst chargin a bilch at the same time!

Eyyyyy Slobsy!

Slobsy by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Rez Doctor 

An individual who displays characteristics of all three forms of rez, yet continually exceeds their peers and own beliefs by persistantly and exponentially engaging in activities that would be considered rez in third world country.

Zigga is a Rez Doctor.

Rez Doctor by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Bilch 

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.

"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong

Goin to have a bilch with the Asian at the affair?

Thats a phat bilch you scumbag.

Bilch by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

R-ey 

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.

Come down to the R-ey for a poke old mate

R-ey by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003