Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.
by Art August 29, 2005

"Damn these chat-ass Holy Cross laptops are such laghouses."
by Art July 22, 2004

by ART July 07, 2003

Sedistic natural world peace killer. Rule of all that oppose. The only importance given is to the penguins of might!
The Bandu killed anhimiDAEWAxBill
by Art November 04, 2003

by ART July 07, 2003

Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.
Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.
by Art August 29, 2005

by Art May 17, 2003
