A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019
An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
by Arnie Grape December 26, 2022
I might not have a "Magic Stick," but because of my 50 Scents, I know which states to go to when I want to eat out some fresh pussy.
by Arnie Grape October 08, 2021
A pre-teen, who was raised by ultra- politically correct parents, and was excessively protected from foul language, extreme violence, sexual situations, and any other adult material.
by Arnie Grape April 22, 2022
four-fit (v) – The act of a woman giving up on a relationship because her man has a penis size of four inches or smaller.
by Arnie Grape December 15, 2021
by Arnie Grape February 25, 2019
by Arnie Grape August 13, 2023