jizzphagia

The unofficial term for cock suckers who have difficulties swallowing cum.

I love my girl, but we need to seek "professional help" so she can deal with her jizzphagia.

by Arnie Grape November 16, 2021

COVERT-19

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.

The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.

by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.

Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.

by Arnie Grape May 01, 2021

palm-n-joi

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.

Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.

by Arnie Grape June 30, 2023

Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 26, 2022

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

sub scrubbers

No talent hacks who run a YouTube Channel, but they can't attract any viewers or subscribers of their own, so they subscribe to another popular channel in order to direct people to theirs.

Once my You Tube Channel became popular, I knew I needed a Mod to exterminate all of the sub scrubbers.

by Arnie Grape September 07, 2021