Arnie Grape's definitions
A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
Get the Guinea Pig in a Blanketmug. The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.
Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021
Get the sksammug. by Arnie Grape December 7, 2023
Get the Twink Towersmug. by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021
Get the boweling ballmug. A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019
Get the cruelogymug. A standard bath tub that has been sprayed with multiple rounds from a young man dealing with puberty.
When your son has an extended clip, a jackuzi is one of the most traumatizing scenes you will ever witness.
by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021
Get the jackuzimug. When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.
The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.
by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021
Get the COVERT-19mug.