Arnie Grape's definitions

Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

D. U. AYE!

Your extremely intoxicated friend who volunteers to drive everyone home even though he or she is in no shape to do so.

The bartender called us a taxi cab after Mike told him that he was our D. U. AYE!

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021

con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019

Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.

None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022

Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!

Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."

by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021