A.Y.C.B.B.

The A.Y.C.B.B. stands for the All You Can Beat Buffet. The A.Y.C.B.B. donates outdated porno DVDs to areas that have limited to no internet access.

I was feeling charitable this year, so I donated all of my 90's and early 2000's porno DVD's to the A.Y.C.B.B. Giving does feel better than receiving, and after watching these DVD's, hopefully these deserving people will feel the same way too.

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021

TP Degree

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.

I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.

by Arnie Grape March 08, 2021

Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!

Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."

by Arnie Grape April 08, 2022

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 05, 2021

Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.

None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022

con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019