by Arnie Grape March 02, 2021
A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.
by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023
When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.
The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.
by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021
by Arnie Grape December 08, 2023
The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.
My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.
by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021
The tangled and encrusted hairstyle of a woman who has taken multiple cumshots in her hair, and its appearance will remain the same for hours unless she takes an immediate shower.
The most experienced bukkake actresses know to immediately jump in the shower after a scene in order to avoid an S-perm Hairstyle.
by Arnie Grape June 22, 2021