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Definitions by Arnie Grape

Excremation Point 

The moment during a fight when it's obvious that one person is beating the shit out of another person.
After being dropped by a series of vicious strikes, and seeing the fighter in a fetal position, the ref knew the fight had reached its Excremation Point.
Excremation Point by Arnie Grape September 26, 2021

Girth Control Pill 

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
Girth Control Pill by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

ass tryst 

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
ass tryst by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021

sub scrubbers

No talent hacks who run a YouTube Channel, but they can't attract any viewers or subscribers of their own, so they subscribe to another popular channel in order to direct people to theirs.
Once my You Tube Channel became popular, I knew I needed a Mod to exterminate all of the sub scrubbers.
sub scrubbers by Arnie Grape September 7, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio 

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
poon 2 goon ratio by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

an S-perm Hairstyle

The tangled and encrusted hairstyle of a woman who has taken multiple cumshots in her hair, and its appearance will remain the same for hours unless she takes an immediate shower.
The most experienced bukkake actresses know to immediately jump in the shower after a scene in order to avoid an S-perm Hairstyle.

Guinea Pig in a Blanket 

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.