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training brah

An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.
My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.
by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021
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con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019
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Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022
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TP Degree

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
by Arnie Grape March 8, 2021
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A.Y.C.B.B.

The A.Y.C.B.B. stands for the All You Can Beat Buffet. The A.Y.C.B.B. donates outdated porno DVDs to areas that have limited to no internet access.
I was feeling charitable this year, so I donated all of my 90's and early 2000's porno DVD's to the A.Y.C.B.B. Giving does feel better than receiving, and after watching these DVD's, hopefully these deserving people will feel the same way too.
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021
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jizzphagia

The unofficial term for cock suckers who have difficulties swallowing cum.
I love my girl, but we need to seek "professional help" so she can deal with her jizzphagia.
by Arnie Grape November 16, 2021
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go ogle

The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.
I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.
by Arnie Grape June 8, 2021
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