Arnie Grape's definitions

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

sksam

The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.

Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021

Youbiks Cube

1. The online video "evolution" of the Rubik's Cube, which originally featured six faces that were covered by nine stickers.
2. Online videos that become popular, and receive a lot of views and subscribers, but it is usually the same six faces who are covering the same nine popular subjects.

After viewing countless hours of How - To, Food Review, and Mukbang videos, I was ready to move on from the pointless and unsatisfying allure of the Youbiks Cube.

by Arnie Grape April 19, 2021

Excremation Point

The moment during a fight when it's obvious that one person is beating the shit out of another person.

After being dropped by a series of vicious strikes, and seeing the fighter in a fetal position, the ref knew the fight had reached its Excremation Point.

by Arnie Grape September 26, 2021

Victor's Secretion

The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.

After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.

by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021