Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
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pigtales

Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.
Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.
by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021
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Excremation Point

The moment during a fight when it's obvious that one person is beating the shit out of another person.
After being dropped by a series of vicious strikes, and seeing the fighter in a fetal position, the ref knew the fight had reached its Excremation Point.
by Arnie Grape September 26, 2021
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sksam

The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.
Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021
mugGet the sksammug.

Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
by Arnie Grape April 08, 2022
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I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.
by Arnie Grape May 05, 2021
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Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.
None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022
mugGet the Z-Brahmug.