Arnie Grape's definitions

sksam

The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.

Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021

A.Y.C.B.B.

The A.Y.C.B.B. stands for the All You Can Beat Buffet. The A.Y.C.B.B. donates outdated porno DVDs to areas that have limited to no internet access.

I was feeling charitable this year, so I donated all of my 90's and early 2000's porno DVD's to the A.Y.C.B.B. Giving does feel better than receiving, and after watching these DVD's, hopefully these deserving people will feel the same way too.

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021

screech reach

When an actor / actress can't reach the same level of success portraying a role as an adult that they achieved as a child.

Dusin Diamond (Screech) serves as the example for fellow childhood actors / actresses, such as Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, Soleil Moon Frye, The Olsen Twins, and Jaleel White, of those who will always suffer from screech reach.

by Arnie Grape February 25, 2021

pignity

When a fat person goes out to eat, but he or she refuses to stuff their face in order to save some face.

You could tell be her eyes that the fat woman wanted to go crazy at the buffet, but she held back because her pignity kicked in.

by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021

consensual encounter

This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.

The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.

by Arnie Grape March 4, 2021

TP Degree

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.

I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.

by Arnie Grape March 8, 2021