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Flabstract Art

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019
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no-stalgia

The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.
My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.
by Arnie Grape June 15, 2021
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pignity

When a fat person goes out to eat, but he or she refuses to stuff their face in order to save some face.
You could tell be her eyes that the fat woman wanted to go crazy at the buffet, but she held back because her pignity kicked in.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021
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con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019
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Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022
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Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.
None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022
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I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.
by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021
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