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Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021
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Girth Control Pill

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
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D. U. AYE!

Your extremely intoxicated friend who volunteers to drive everyone home even though he or she is in no shape to do so.
The bartender called us a taxi cab after Mike told him that he was our D. U. AYE!
by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021
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con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019
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Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.
None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022
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Trojan Whores

Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022
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I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.
by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021
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