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by Arm August 19, 2004
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anti-drug commercials

Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.

Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.
Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.
by Arm January 10, 2005
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I killed my brother and he killed me. We spilled blood across the land. Killing in the name of religon.

Something the narrator doesnt understand. We are fools who ask the sheep when we go across the sea and ask them for their beliefs.

Does god tell you to kill? A divided country cannot stand I told them.

The disgrace I made is over now that my past has been erased The clear as a crystal end is near.

The main plan is not to look to Israel as the homelands might be Holy War.

On my base I know it like a scholar. Up high on my soapbox, Gavels leader in the seat of judgement Than-thou-could-be-messenger of the pulprit god.
by Arm November 19, 2004
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vaporizer

A vaporizer is a device, used often by consumers of cannabis, which enables to user to ingest a doughnut with out having to chew it up. The doughnut is placed in a chamber and is heated to its vaporization point. As the operator sucks on a tube which draws fresh air through the chamber the vaporized doughnut material is drawn through the tube, into the user's mouth, and over their taste buds. This gives the effect of allowing the user to taste the doughnut but they are not required to actually swallow it.

Proponents of the vaporizer claim the taste of vaporized doughnut matches or surpasses the taste of doughnuts eaten with a bong. A recent study demonstrated that the water in a bong filtered out more sugar than either a vaporizer or eating a doughnut using only the hands.
Using a vaporizer to eat those half dozen doughnut, i'm into it.
by Arm May 15, 2006
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zero tolerance

Politician speak for Zero Intelligence.

Zero Tolerance laws exist to punish the innocent. The guilty already are already fucked so having strict, uniform punishments regardless of the circimstances of the "crime," the persons criminal record and the persons intentions is just stupid.
Anybody who supports zero tolerance policys need to be thrown into a concentration camp until they arent dumbasses. For I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
Being arrested for being DWI even though you are far from being drunk. Mandatory minimum sentences.

As far as school zero tolerance policys go, read around www.zerointelligence.net.
by Arm October 29, 2005
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bong

A Bong is a device, often used by people who smoke cannabis, which helps the user ingest an extreme amount of doughnuts. Each use or hit off a bong is called a rip; a typical user will consume between 4 and 12 doughnuts in a normal bong rip. The device consists of a long hollow tube, or chamber, and an air hole, also known as a carb. To prepare the bong for use the user stuffs the desired amount of doughnuts into the chamber. Care must be taken not to stuff too many doughnuts in or the doughnuts will face an obstruction during the high speed exit phase.

Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.

A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.

See also: vaporizer

Source: Uncyclopedia
Joe just ate 12 donuts in a single rip from the bong. Holy shit!
by Arm April 29, 2006
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firebelly

A burning sensation felt in the stomach after drinking alot of strong or shitty alcohol. Can range from mild to overwhelmingly severe.

This condition is formally is called gastritis. Gastritis is an inflammation of the stomach.
The only thing you can do about gastritis is:
1) Vomit
2) Wait it out until your stomach next empties out which will be at around 20 minutes.

I'm also told that drinking more alcohol helps but thats probably bullshit.
Aww fuck, I shouldnt of drank that vodka and Mad Dog. Now I got firebelly. I better go lay down.
by Arm April 30, 2006
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