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Definitions by AreSeeCola

Squiggles 

1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight
Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.
Squiggles by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Don't step on my toes 

What someone would say at someone treading on someone else's claimed areas, cutting someone off, inhibiting someone's progress, messing up someone else's effort, giving the short end of the stick, flirting with a friends romantic interest, etc
Waitress: hey don't step on my toes, I'm trying to get a promotion. I need to bring my A game today so just stay out of my way. Okay? :)
Waiter 2: No problem, do your thing :)

Splinter 

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
Splinter by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Milkduds 

People who are dreamers who haven't brought their dreams to reality yet like a lit firecracker that didn't go off and people think is a dud
Person: I'mma see what I can get out of these licks
Person 2: You can't milk it for all its worth when they're milkduds. You can't steal a dream.
Milkduds by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

opposites attract 

Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.

Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other

So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.
Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?
opposites attract by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Hostile Takeover 

When you take control of a business situation by forcing your way in because it isn't up to par with your company's standards, or you buyout or buy in to a company in order to take control of it, often done by the company's competition in order to either shut it down or forcibly make it an asset or ally.
Person: Why does the sign outside say "under new management"?

Person 2: Hostile takeover, they swooped in and booted the old guys.
Hostile Takeover by AreSeeCola June 22, 2013
An abbreviated expression for second to stall for time or ask for a moment of someone's time.
"Hold on a sec"

"Give me a sec"

"One sec"

"Wait a sec"

"This'll just take a sec"

"Hey you gotta sec?"

"Not right this sec"

"Can I talk to you for a sec?"
SEC by AreSeeCola June 22, 2013