AreSeeCola's definitions

IDCHAF

IDCHAF means "I dont care half a fuck" in abbreviated text lingo

idgaf idc who gives a fuck nobody cares

Dude texting you: Your exgirlfriend called.
Response: IDCHAF
Dude texting you: Ok then. Just thought I'd relay the message.

by AreSeeCola June 28, 2016

Nobtart

A word to call someone who should know better but never seems to.

Girl: My boyfriend is mad at me for putting gas in his diesel truck. I just dont know what I did that was so wrong.

Guy: Wait did you put gasoline or diesel in the truck?
Girl: I put in the one in the middle of the gas pump.

Guy: oh my god you are such a nobtart. His motor is probably siezed up from you putting regular gas in instead of diesel.

Girl: i did put gas in his diesel truck!

Guy: No nobtart youre not understanding what Im saying. You put gasoline in his DIESEL truck.

Girl: That's what I just said! I put gas in his truck!
Guy: Nevermind its not worth explaining.

by AreSeeCola August 11, 2025

Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

SEC

An abbreviated expression for second to stall for time or ask for a moment of someone's time.

"Hold on a sec"

"Give me a sec"

"One sec"

"Wait a sec"

"This'll just take a sec"

"Hey you gotta sec?"

"Not right this sec"

"Can I talk to you for a sec?"

by AreSeeCola June 22, 2013