Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!
Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...
Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.
Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...
Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

IDCHAF means "I dont care half a fuck" in abbreviated text lingo
idgaf idc who gives a fuck nobody cares
idgaf idc who gives a fuck nobody cares
Dude texting you: Your exgirlfriend called.
Response: IDCHAF
Dude texting you: Ok then. Just thought I'd relay the message.
Response: IDCHAF
Dude texting you: Ok then. Just thought I'd relay the message.
by AreSeeCola June 28, 2016

A stubborn, thickheaded and determined person that doesn't think things through before acting upon them.
Person 1: "You really should think before you speak you bonehead"
Person 2: "I just say what I think I don't need to censor myself"
Person 1: "You just need to realize that it might not come out the way you want it to, you could rule the world if you just took the time to clean up your ideas."
Person 2: "I don't think so I think I do just fine."
Person 1: "Well, at least I try to help but you are such a bonehead you won't accept friendly advice."
Person 2: "I just say what I think I don't need to censor myself"
Person 1: "You just need to realize that it might not come out the way you want it to, you could rule the world if you just took the time to clean up your ideas."
Person 2: "I don't think so I think I do just fine."
Person 1: "Well, at least I try to help but you are such a bonehead you won't accept friendly advice."
by AreSeeCola August 19, 2009

An expression that originated in 2001 that means your serotonin levels are elevated to the point of happy that you don't want to talk but what you said makes perfect sense to everyone on your same wavelength.
1: This club is hopping! You feelin good?
2: Shizztahmuhliskidd.
3. Dude! Me too! You are so fucked up.
2: Shizztahmuhliskidd.
3. Dude! Me too! You are so fucked up.
by AreSeeCola June 18, 2022
