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Toothy Head

When a woman has very large or bucked front teeth and you are afraid that she will scrape your penis while she is giving you a blow job.
After seeing her smile, all he could think was that she would give "toothy head."
by Archeo Bob March 28, 2011
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Springeresque

An adjective that decribes a situation that involves extreme and ongoing drama.
A springeresque life.
by Archeo Bob April 29, 2010
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The Nod

"The Nod" is an act of recognition and respect that is accomplished by raising and lowering your head (nodding)when you see an acquaintance in a public place and you want to show respect for their presence.
In the Movie "Groove" (2000) the guys that run the rave dont do it for money.... they do it for "The Nod."
by Archeo Bob December 16, 2009
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Ambitionist

One who is obsessed with achieving goals.
The compulsive behavior of an ambitionist drives them to achieve their next goal as soon as they have reached a goal they had previously set for themselves.
by Archeo Bob November 15, 2009
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Snorgasm

A physical reaction to sexual intercourse that can occur in both males and females, but is more commonly associated with males. It is characterized by falling asleep and snoring almost immediately after reaching an orgasm.
The climax of sexual intercourse is often followed by a snorgasm.
by Archeo Bob November 10, 2009
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Love

When you enjoy a person's companionship to such a high degree that you can't imagine a better life with anybody else!
When you love somebody, the ease of communication and level of enjoyment attained by spending time with them is so superior to the quality of all past relationships that it seems impossible to believe that any relationship in the future would be better than the current one.
by Archeo Bob October 28, 2009
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Groinocologist

An honorary title given to an individual who is recognized for their level of sexual skill and extensive experience at pleasuring both men and women.
I'm a Board Certified Groinocologist
by Archeo Bob September 29, 2009
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