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Tu-95

A Russian strategic bomber that has been around since the cold war. It's biggest competitor is the B-52 stratofortress which is also still in service with the US military. The most distinct features of the Tu-95 are its set of four huge contra-rotating propellers and swept-back wings. Each engine has a total of eight blades, four turning anticlockwise and the other four clockwise. With four engines, that's a total of 32 blades. Whilst a few people say that it is not as advanced or as stealthy (its propellers are so loud that submarines can hear it from underwater!) as some other bombers like the B-2, B-21, B-1, Tu-22M3 or Tu-160, there is no denying the Tu-95 can really deliver. It will probably remain in service until the 2040s. Its NATO reporting name is 'Bear'. It also dropped the tsar bomba.

Person 1: Do you like the Tu-95?
Person 2: No, I like the B-52.
Person 1 has left the chat

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing January 28, 2025

snapchat moderation

a bunch of oppressive pigs. worse than politicians.

snapchat moderation is extremely oppressive

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 29, 2025

transition year

TY = SHIT
the worst year ever experienced.
shit. fuckin shit. i hated it.
i tried really hard to get myself to like it, but i couldnt. its just too bad. a total waste of time.
NEWPARK HAS FAILED!!!!!. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
why did they sell out????WHY?????
newparks aura and reliability has FADED TO BLACK.

retard: OMG i love transition year

smart person: fuckin retard, that shit sucks.

retard: what no it doesn’t.

smart person: WHAT?????????

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 8, 2025

Dublin

one of three places

1. The capital of Ireland

2. a nice city in Ohio

3. a cool city in California

"oh man i wanna visit this city!"
"which one"
"Dublin"
"that's 3 cities you fool”

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 24, 2025

boeing 777X

The GTA 6 of the aviation world. Constantly being delayed due to problems.

It’s now a race between the boeing 777X and gta 6 to see which is released first.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing March 13, 2025

VC-25A

The proper name for the air force one plane.

The term air force one actually applies to any plane the US president is flying on. It can be a tiny Cessna or a massive A380. But the VC-25A is the dedicated Boeing 747-200 the president flies in.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 8, 2025

fatal familial insomnia

A scary-ass incurable condition cause by none other than prions. Worst part it can spread to other people via contaminated surgical equipment.

move over cancer fatal familial insomnia is the new disease to be scared of.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 11, 2025