Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing's definitions

Samsung galaxy

The Boeing of the smartphone world

Samsung galaxy = Boeing and iPhone = Airbus

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025

Paul Russell

Another generic singer who is only recognised by a single song which I don’t need to mention as everyone knows it. Aka a one hit wonder.

paul russell has other songs with other artists even saweetie u can see he tried hard not to be a one hit wonder but the music industry doesn’t do it like that. I only hear that one song he wrote on every popular radio station. Even the gif attached to this definition is the video to that song….

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025

KLM

The worlds oldest airline, whose initials I can’t pronounce

KLM have been around for 105 years now and still haven’t inducted an A380 or A350 into their fleet.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 28, 2025

Ibitha

The absolute wrong way to spell Ibiza. If you spell it this way chances are you were affected by the drugs your parents consumed at the place when they were there before you were born.

In the festivals group chat

Person 1: James hype has a residency in ibitha next week! Gonna book flights rn! Who’s comin?

Person 2: it’s spelled Ibiza not ibitha you idiot. Did your parents conceive you while on drugs or something?

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing October 17, 2025

air india

An airline so shitty that they caused the first ever 787 to crash.

air india is so crap that they caused a 787-8 to crash due to poor maintenance. And they missed maintenance deadlines on several of their other planes. Don’t fly them.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 21, 2025

iphone air

Tim definitely did not cook….

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025

Ego

A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.

My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 11, 2025