Sub standard stand in

Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.
Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.
I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.
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Paige's

Of Royal Descent, the first stages, to becoming a Knight, by title, by rite. An assistant, a private investigator, and confidential informant. The most trusted of all the kings advisors, a consort and the one with whom the crown prince, would make his wife. The perfect compliment, and the knowledge of the universe, completed in the correct souls mates.
To be King, one must have the perfect, and correct Paige's.
by ApolloX*12 July 30, 2024
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Being a Bob Bueckers

Using the welfare system, for food stamps, and pimping your stepdaughter to gangs, for escalades and high rise apartment photographs.
Paige, I hate to tell you this, but your being a Bob Bueckers right now.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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UConn degree

Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world
Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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