12 definitions by Apollo83
A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 13, 2022
by Apollo83 July 18, 2019
An action or statement that is misogynistic, racist, egomaniacal, ignorant, vengeful, or not based in any form of reality, or, all of the above
by Apollo83 June 17, 2020
The Bleen Lean is a term affectionately used by his friends to describe the phenomenon unique to Cade Doan that occurs when he’s nearly horizontal but still standing on both feet during extreme inebriation
It’s happening again! Cade is in the full Bleen Lean & doesn’t even need a wall to hold him up. It’s like Bleener da’ Leaner levitates on vodka
by Apollo83 July 11, 2022
A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice
Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again
by Apollo83 July 13, 2019