Apollo83's definitions

Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 5, 2019

High-yena

A High-yena is a stoned moviegoer so baked that he/she laughs hysterically through the entire show

OMG, that frickin High-yena howled through the entire remake of The Exorcist

by Apollo83 July 18, 2019

Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Trumpy

An action or statement that is misogynistic, racist, egomaniacal, ignorant, vengeful, or not based in any form of reality, or, all of the above

Uh, Gavin, what’s up with the Trumpy rant about Jesus being white

by Apollo83 June 16, 2020

Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019