by Apollo83 July 18, 2019
A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 13, 2022
A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina
Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole
by Apollo83 July 23, 2019
The Bleen Lean is a term affectionately used by his friends to describe the phenomenon unique to Cade Doan that occurs when he’s nearly horizontal but still standing on both feet during extreme inebriation
It’s happening again! Cade is in the full Bleen Lean & doesn’t even need a wall to hold him up. It’s like Bleener da’ Leaner levitates on vodka
by Apollo83 July 11, 2022
Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles
by Apollo83 August 15, 2019