Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

Trumpy

An action or statement that is misogynistic, racist, egomaniacal, ignorant, vengeful, or not based in any form of reality, or, all of the above

Uh, Gavin, what’s up with the Trumpy rant about Jesus being white

by Apollo83 June 16, 2020

Loophole Virgin

A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina

Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole

by Apollo83 July 23, 2019

Bleen Lean

The Bleen Lean is a term affectionately used by his friends to describe the phenomenon unique to Cade Doan that occurs when he’s nearly horizontal but still standing on both feet during extreme inebriation

It’s happening again! Cade is in the full Bleen Lean & doesn’t even need a wall to hold him up. It’s like Bleener da’ Leaner levitates on vodka

by Apollo83 July 10, 2022

Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 05, 2019