Definitions by Apollo83

Loophole Virgin 

A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina

Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole

Loophole Virgin by Apollo83 July 23, 2019

High-yena 

A High-yena is a stoned moviegoer so baked that he/she laughs hysterically through the entire show

OMG, that frickin High-yena howled through the entire remake of The Exorcist

High-yena by Apollo83 July 18, 2019

Weener Wrap 

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

Weener Wrap by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

GrandmaNug 

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience

You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high

GrandmaNug by Apollo83 July 8, 2019

Locker Jockey 

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

Locker Jockey by Apollo83 July 5, 2019