Apoclamite's definitions

keirse

keirse is someone who authors for urban dictionary, also a member of the facebook community, born an englishman, tottenham hotspur fc supporter, habitual stoner.

im an author and a member of the online commuinty, my name is keirse, this isnt my real name of course, this is just a pseudonym

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

wirgin

the opposite of virgin, made up of the words were and virgin, because if your not a virgin then you were a virgin a long time ago so your a wirgin

shit mate have you ever had it off before, ive never seen you with a bird, course bruv im no virgin im a wirgin

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.

I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !

by Apoclamite March 16, 2023

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023