Apoclamite's definitions

99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.

I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !

by Apoclamite March 16, 2023

Ron Moore

It's the word moron, flipped and made into an actual name, as in Moore Ron ! Used to describe morons, idiots, amd those lacking common sense.

Have you seen what the person is doing over there ? Their going to drop that, i bet their name is Ron Moore.

by Apoclamite March 17, 2023

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo

Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous

by Apoclamite March 20, 2022