weed wise

weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing

shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

dagenhamite

a dagenhamite is another term given to a resident of the essex town dagenham.

that terry venables, the former england football team manager is a dagenhamite, because his from dagenham

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.

I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !

by Apoclamite March 16, 2023

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010