Apoclamite's definitions

Decandelation

Decandelation describes any type of light source that's starts to weaken or diminish in some way, be it a touch, a candle or the sun

So as you can see, we have reached dusk, the sun is now in a process of decandelation, which isn't good because my touch batteries are running out so it to is in a process of decandelation.

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

nipple-ons

a name given to a girls erect nipples

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.

I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !

by Apoclamite March 16, 2023