25 definitions by Apoclamite

99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.

I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !

by Apoclamite March 16, 2023

dagenesse

this is a word to describe the people living in the essex town of dagenham

me and my family are from dagenham therefore are dagenesse. that dagenhma dave is dagenesse

by Apoclamite July 9, 2010

keirse

keirse is someone who authors for urban dictionary, also a member of the facebook community, born an englishman, tottenham hotspur fc supporter, habitual stoner.

im an author and a member of the online commuinty, my name is keirse, this isnt my real name of course, this is just a pseudonym

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

Bete

Pronounced Betty, but it's an anagram of been everywhere tried everything. Used for everyday talk regarding looking for something you need, or mockinly for someone who's been there done it all.

Alright mate, did you try that place I suggested for that thing you were after ? Bete ! I've given up !

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023