Apoclamite's definitions

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

keirse

keirse is someone who authors for urban dictionary, also a member of the facebook community, born an englishman, tottenham hotspur fc supporter, habitual stoner.

im an author and a member of the online commuinty, my name is keirse, this isnt my real name of course, this is just a pseudonym

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.

I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !

by Apoclamite March 16, 2023