Definitions by Aphid Greene

Positivising 

Causing positivity or positive feeling.

That new <halfway decent pop band> song is really positivising. It makes me want to increase my fiscal output by 15% per annum!

Mike is infectiously positivising: just being around him is motivational.

Positivising by Aphid Greene August 1, 2012

frienditute 

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

frienditute by Aphid Greene December 2, 2010

goodfella-ing 

The act of very thinly slicing garlic with a razor blade, as seen in the film "Goodfellas".

I sat at the kitchen table, keeping an eye on the roast and goodfella-ing a clove of garlic.
The hyphen is optional: I sat at the kitchen table, keeping an eye on the roast and goodfellaing a clove of garlic.

goodfella-ing by Aphid Greene November 21, 2010

sheks 

Alternative spelling and pronunciation of "sex", specifically for use as a hyperbolic adjective.

That new Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder is the sheks.

Have you played the new Modern Warfare game? It's the proper sheks.

sheks by Aphid Greene March 9, 2010

Prenoxious 

A combination of the words PREtentious and obNOXIOUS. Used to describe girls like the Plastics from Mean Girls.

Check that preppy bitch with those fake tits and cheap extentions. She's so fucking prenoxious I wanna puke!

Prenoxious by Aphid Greene September 30, 2009

Aluminium train 

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.

i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.

Aluminium train by Aphid Greene December 20, 2008

raep 

Alternate or mis-spelling of rape, usually used in a comedy context, particularly when relating to gaming. Possibly American in origin, though also used in the UK.

I'm gonna raep you good in Warcrack 2nyt, beehatch!

raep by Aphid Greene December 12, 2008