Antony's definitions

Tony Hawk

A skateboarder who is undoubtedly the most popular today, and often called the best. Has invented many tricks and has influenced an entire generation of skateboarders. A major part of his sucsess is down to his best-selling video games.

Tony Hawk did a 900 at the skate show yesterday.

by Antony November 13, 2005

Candy Suxxx

Porn star from PS2, PC & Xbox game Vice City, who works for seriously-going-downhill porn studios Interglobal Films. In one scene you nearly, oh so nearly see her humping. All you see is a head going up and down whilst she is moaning like in the cafe scene in When Harry Met Sally.

Candy: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can swallow this right now.

Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?

by Antony November 14, 2004

Family Guy

A completely random, but completely hilarious show that was cancelled by FOX in 2002 but was bought back in 2005 after FOX saw how popular it was. Complete genius, and better than the recent episodes of The Simpsons. Also a great source material to steal quotes from.

"You run like my refridgerator - homosexually"

Family Guy. It pwns The Simpsons.

by Antony August 9, 2006

Twunt

A mix of twat and cunt all in one, beautifully crafted word.

'Look at him, the twunt.'

by Antony May 16, 2006

Jacks

British slang for £5.

That DVD'll cost you a jacks.

by Antony December 28, 2005

SLAMB

Stands for Stop Looking At My Bush. Used by bimbo blondes who get laid too much.

Guy: How you doin'?
Blonde: Fuck off and SLAMB!

by Antony January 13, 2006

You Starting

Something a chav says before engaging in a battle with a fellow human.

Oi! You starting? Come on then, lets have it!

by Antony November 28, 2005