An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.
Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
by AntiCircumcisionMan May 04, 2021
Boy: (Corndogs a girl)
Girl: Hey, why give me a corndog?
Boy: What do you mean corndog?
Girl: It means when you stick your hand up my ass.
Girl: Hey, why give me a corndog?
Boy: What do you mean corndog?
Girl: It means when you stick your hand up my ass.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 04, 2022
A great aunt I liked to fuck. A really attractive girl that’s a great aunt. Gailfs are usually in their 30s and 40s. They tend to be milfs, but not gilfs as they have siblings that are grandparents that tend to be older than them.
My father’s step cousin is such a gailf that looks like she’s in her late 20s. Her older sister is a gilf.
by AntiCircumcisionMan June 28, 2022
A circumcised penis.
by AntiCircumcisionMan June 08, 2020
It’s really unfortunate that most men in the USA, Israel, and Muslim countries have Adam Sandler penises.
by AntiCircumcisionMan February 09, 2021