Circumcised Dick

A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 25, 2020
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Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.
In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023
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Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.
Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
by AntiCircumcisionMan April 03, 2020
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Misandry

It’s pretty much as common as misogyny. People that claimed to be feminists aren’t actually feminists and are misandrists themselves. Examples of misandry are infant circumcision, accusing men of rape, accusing men of being sexually creepy, women more able to get away with sexual assault, women raping or abusing men, and women hating on men based on stereotypes.
Me: Some bitch that looked like Princess Daisy accused me of following her to her home while I was just walking to my dorm. She threatened me just for being a man. I wasn’t following her at all.

Friend: Wow, that is unacceptable. You got to report that to the dean.
Me: I will. This is misandry for real.

Women like Pink: My body! My choice! (Gets their sons circumcised)
Intactivist: Misandry in action.

Intactivists: Those are some of the biggest hypocrites.
by AntiCircumcisionMan February 28, 2023
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Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 13, 2022
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Half Cousin

A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.
My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 08, 2020
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OnlyFans

A porn site where many girls from Instagram make an account to sell near nudes, nudes, and sextapes for huge sums of money. Many girls from Generation Z have been making OnlyFans accounts and making easy money fast. Content from OnlyFans, especially popular models tend to get leaked easily on the internet such on websites like Reddit, Pornhub, and Discord. OnlyFans content gets deleted easily such as pictures and videos removed from porn sites and Reddit and Discord servers shutting down.
Man, this girl from Instagram is so fucking hot. I’m glad she made an OnlyFans, and that she’s showing her tits.

Why pay OnlyFans when you can get the content for free from the leakers?

Dude, the Discord server has been leaked due to someone’s OnlyFans content being leaked.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 06, 2020
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