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Definitions by AntiCircumcisionMan

Executioner 

A person who conducts executions against a horrible criminal.
I want to be an executioner if mohels and pediatricians who circumcise babies get the death penalty. Those people must get the chair.
Pervert: You have an NBA. It looks nice.

Tessa: What do you mean I have an NBA? I'm not a basketball player, I’m a volleyball player. What looks nice?

Pervert: I meant something else.

Tessa: What do you mean by NBA?

Pervert: Natural big ass.

Tessa: (Slaps him in the face) Pervert!
NBA by AntiCircumcisionMan March 12, 2024

Monogamous Pornstar 

A pornstar who only fucks her boyfriend or husband for OnlyFans or Pornhub channel.
Laura Earnesty, Stella Violet, Katiana Kay, Alexa Pearl, Carrie Cummings, Amber Ajami, Miki Blue, Wett Melons, Amedee Vause, and Julia Goddess are examples of monogamous pornstars who only fuck their boyfriends or husbands.

A guy watching porn: Ugh! This guy is circumcised! I hope this pornstar has a video with an intact guy instead. (Checks her Pornhub channel and views info) Great, they're a couple. Of course the guy’s foreskin is cut. I hate monogamous pornstars with circumcised boyfriends.
Natural big ass

Someone with a nice big ass without any cosmetic surgery.
Pervert: You have an NBA.
Hot blonde: What do you mean NBA? You talking about basketball? I’m not into basketball.
Pervert: Natural big ass.
Hot blonde girl: (Slaps him in the face) Pervert!
NBA by AntiCircumcisionMan February 6, 2024

Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.
A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.
Eviction Man by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023
Another word for semen, jizz, and cum. The white stuff that comes out of a man’s cock.
Larry David: Scum sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Garlin: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma cock!
Jism by AntiCircumcisionMan September 4, 2023

Idaho Coast 

The Idaho Coast would be if Douglas County, Coos County, and Curry County join Idaho in the name of Greater Idaho. It’s likely not going to happen. It’s also the Southern Oregon Coast which borders California.
I want the Idaho Coast to happen. It would be cool to have four coastlines on the West Coast. The Southern Oregon Coast needs to join Idaho.