how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005

suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

by anti March 06, 2005

bidniss

1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder

1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.

by Anti January 19, 2005

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 09, 2005

alaska

Home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 Crazyfists.

you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!

by Anti December 18, 2004

-core

Add to any genre of music to make it sound cooler, or in emo's case, slightly less whiney.

Dan: Have you heard that new band? they're so emo-core...
Max: emo-what?
Dan: emo-core!
Max: You are fuckin retarded. you dont need to add core to the end of every fuckin word.
Dan: Shut up-core!

by Anti November 30, 2004

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 01, 2005