badvice

advice which sucks or which causes you to suspect the giver is an idiot
telling somebody to fix the electrical socket by sticking a fork in it is badvice

not to be confused with madvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically insane or sadvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically depressed
by Anthony Sheppard August 16, 2008
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kevlon

Tough and slippery.

(see also teflar)

He took punch after punch and they still couldn't hold him - that guy's made of kevlon.
by Anthony Sheppard February 07, 2007
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Haiku-ka-choo

n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.

Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!
by Anthony Sheppard November 07, 2010
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Prube

v. to trim one's genital area (prune + pube)

n. someone who objects to clothing that reveals hair in the genital area (prude + pube)
v. I walked into the bathroom and he was prubing his bush!

n. I would have worn my jeans lower, but my grandmother is a real prube - lol4realz.
by Anthony Sheppard November 07, 2010
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goldilocks

v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.
by Anthony Sheppard June 24, 2005
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shallegory

a shallow allegory - especially in tv or movies - or, worse still, tv movies
a biblical reference in a sci-fi or superhero movie is a shallegory

"Oh man, Apocalypto is, like, totally shallegorical"
by Anthony Sheppard December 11, 2006
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inscrutabilicious

adj. describes food, often of Asian origin, that is characterized by unknown and/or unidentifiable ingredients but extremely pleasurable taste - also; inscrutablicious

"i have no idea what's in this but it sure is tasty" ... "it's inscrutabilicious!"

"this sauce is inscrutabiliciously piquant"
by Anthony Sheppard December 30, 2006
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