Prube

v. to trim one's genital area (prune + pube)

n. someone who objects to clothing that reveals hair in the genital area (prude + pube)
v. I walked into the bathroom and he was prubing his bush!

n. I would have worn my jeans lower, but my grandmother is a real prube - lol4realz.
by Anthony Sheppard November 07, 2010
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lol4realz

A more genuine lol.

For when you want to reassure your insecure texting and forum buddies that you really did, in fact, laugh out loud. Or, at least, you want them to think you did.
Person 1: "Nanomanagement is even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement."

Person 2: omg lol

Person 3: lol4realz!
by Anthony Sheppard January 28, 2010
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earlybirditude

the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments
"it's his earlybirditude i can't stand - he doesn't seem to realize that if i'm awake at 6am it's because i'm still up from the day before, not because i had a sudden urge to go running"

"only the most manic earlybirditude could make the shopping mall seem appealing the morning after thanksgiving"
by Anthony Sheppard November 11, 2008
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entertainews

news reporting in a style that mimics entertainment (or sometimes sports) reporting - often involving flashy graphics, individual theme music for particular stories/topics, and a general eagerness that makes the cynic within all of us suspect that news directors secretly yearn for disasters on a grand scale* - also, news stories that are heralded by promotional soundbites earlier in a day/evening's programming that could have been quite informative but instead are frustratingly lacking in information and designed not to inform on the topic at hand but merely to tease in regard to the upcoming broadcast and, presumably, increase viewership

*this is now so prevalent that it is routinely spoofed on fake news shows and segments and the joke is quite obvious
story taglines, using election coverage as an example:
real - "Decision 2000"
spoof - "Indecision 2000"

promotional messages such as "this regular household substance could be killing you and your children - is it in your kitchen? - more at 11pm"
by Anthony Sheppard June 09, 2005
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eclection

I have quite an eclection of mp3s.
by Anthony Sheppard January 06, 2004
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shallegory

a shallow allegory - especially in tv or movies - or, worse still, tv movies
a biblical reference in a sci-fi or superhero movie is a shallegory

"Oh man, Apocalypto is, like, totally shallegorical"
by Anthony Sheppard December 12, 2006
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teflar

Slippery and tough.

(see also kevlon)
He kept dodging tackles and never got hurt, he's got teflar skin.
by Anthony Sheppard February 08, 2007
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