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Definitions by Anthony Sheppard

Tough and slippery.

(see also teflar)
He took punch after punch and they still couldn't hold him - that guy's made of kevlon.
kevlon by Anthony Sheppard February 8, 2007

inscrutabilicious 

adj. describes food, often of Asian origin, that is characterized by unknown and/or unidentifiable ingredients but extremely pleasurable taste - also; inscrutablicious
"i have no idea what's in this but it sure is tasty" ... "it's inscrutabilicious!"

"this sauce is inscrutabiliciously piquant"

shallegory 

a shallow allegory - especially in tv or movies - or, worse still, tv movies
a biblical reference in a sci-fi or superhero movie is a shallegory

"Oh man, Apocalypto is, like, totally shallegorical"
shallegory by Anthony Sheppard December 12, 2006

Radical Democracy 

Wherein you claim to want others to have so much freedom and choice that you force it upon them at the point of a rifle or tank barrel whether they want it or not. Thus also ensuring that their "choices" are the same as yours (you wouldn't want any pesky surprise outcomes after all).
We liberated the country and through radical democracy we installed a new (temporary) government that at least some of the population have heard of and at least some even voted for.

Radical democracy, for when you don't like the outcomes of traditional democracy.

perceived coolness whore 

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.

erotespondence

she was late to work after a late night online with her erotespondent

he found it hard to type while erotesponding due to frenetic manual multi-tasking

chat rooms are venues for blatant erotespondence
erotespondence by Anthony Sheppard December 28, 2005

goldilocks 

v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.