Anthony's definitions

tofuman

a super hero that fights the evil meatman in the popular SV comic called "The Adventures of TOFUMAN!"...for more info try our website. www.angelfire.com/comics/svproductions

Tofuman, alongside his sidekick, potatoboy, have defeated the evil meatman and his cohort, the evil questionmark.

by anthony July 20, 2003

heart check

when some one is punched in the chest with force; the attack of punching one in the chest and if the recipient of the punch is a bitch about it then they have no heart but if they eat the punch then it shows that they have heart and therefore are protected against the heart check ; a way of pulling someone's hoe card ;could be for sayin dumb shit;could be for ne reason at all, maybe the person performing the heart check wants to pull a hoe card

1. Ken-(in front of jay talkin to jenny, who is jay's girlfriend) hey Jenny u know jay fucked kayla last night.(Jay punches Ken in the chest for the dumb shit he said)
2. Jack punches Dan in the chest, and Dan cries about it and him being a bitch about it demonstrates that his hoe card was pulled, or, Jack punches Dan in the chest and Dan eats the punch and tells Jack "yea man u punch like a little bitch," then Dan beats Jack's ass, signaling that Dan's hoe card was not pulled.

by Anthony January 2, 2005

ride axe

its a large double sided axe Thor uses to fly through the sky.

Thor was on his ride axe yelling "YA-HEY!" YA HEY!

by anthony July 8, 2004

boof

verb: to have sexual intercourse with a fat woman.

Man, Robert got so drunk and boofed this whale last night.

by Anthony March 13, 2005

Vagina crab

A chick who shuns herself out doing nothing for like 5 days wrapped in blankets being bitchy. So basically once a month....

I called sarah but she was being a Vagina crab so she wouldn't talk to me.

by Anthony March 31, 2005

greatness

the one the only youngest world champ in history RANDY ORTON

randy orton is greatness you know it

by anthony April 16, 2005

sperminator

1.A slut
2.A woman who feasts on sperm
3.A woman who likes sex alot

That whore must be a real sperminator

by Anthony October 14, 2003