fjortis

A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.
by Ant May 16, 2003
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2Pac

Until recently, I used to listen to Eminem, like everyone else in my school. Then one day, I realised, "This music is shit! Why am I listening to this?"
This lead me to realise something: White people can't rap. I'm white myself, but I realise there are some things which certain people are destined to do. Rapping is something that black people are destined to do. Now I listen to Eminem, it just seems... well, wrong.

Looking for someone new to listen to on my stereo, a friend of mine introduced me to 2Pac. It's not that I hadn't heard of him before, I just hadn't really listened to his music. My friend played it, and I felt myself completely lost in the music, a sensation I'd never felt with listening to Eminems music. Straight afterwards, I got the album my friend had got me, '2Pacs Greatest Hits'. I listened to the album constantly for 2 months counting. Seriously, if you don't listen to 2Pac already, go out and buy an album of his. He really is a legend. A lot of people still reckon he's alive, but I think he's dead. It's a sad fact that such a great talent died so young, but his music will live on for generations to come.

At time of posting, Ghetto Gospel is going to be released soon. Go out and buy it. I know I will. Really, 2Pac was sheer genius. Why do you think all the defenitions below say stuff like 'Greatest Rapper Ever','The leader of this rap shit' etc. But don't take our word for it. Go out and buy a 2Pac album.

The best rapper who ever lived.






Period.
by Ant June 08, 2005
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slack-arsed

Term used to describe someone who is known for dropping an inordinate number of farts, usually to their to own delight.
Eh, you shit?
Yeah! (gleefully)
You slack-arsed bastard!
by ant August 09, 2004
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Play Away

The best game shop in Kent. The games are cheap the service is friendly and the staff are always willing to help out. You can also play on thier LAN connection against other gamers for only &2.00 an hour. Where else can you find that?
Once, I was out on a trip with my friends. I bought a game, thinking I had enough money for the bus fare home, I bought a game. Later I realised I didn't have enough money. I ran back to the shop, asking for a refund. They gave me the amount of money I needed and let me keep the game!!! If you ever buy any games in Folkestone, make sure they're from Play Away.
by Ant April 23, 2005
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Doh

Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.
Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!
by Ant February 02, 2005
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Batty

1. A person's rear/backside/bum/ass/arse
2. A homosexual/gay person (usually male)
1. Relax ya batty!
2. Your father is a batty
by Ant December 12, 2003
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Minifig

A crazy member of an awsome clan
A pyhsco
by ant November 20, 2003
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