AnonymousProgressiveRebel's definitions

AssTime

To moon someone over Skype, FaceTime, or Zoom.

Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?

Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 1, 2023

chizz

A mixture of semen and smegma. Found only among uncircumcised dicks, especially those that are not washed regularly before fucking.

Cheese + jizz = chizz.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 6, 2023

Kamala Khan

Literally the Taliban's worst nightmare. She is a female Muslim American superhero from Marvel who packs a mean punch and is a huge fan of Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel. And if her eyes turn purple, run!

The one thing Islamist terrorists should fear more than a drone strike is for a certain female named Kamala Khan to arrive and send their asses flying over the Hindu Kush!

Will the fact that Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel is a Muslim lead to Captain Marvel 2 (a.k.a. The Marvels) being banned in certain Muslim countries?

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 10, 2023

Mother's Daughter

The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.

Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 24, 2023

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

undereducated

Not having an education level higher than a high school diploma.

In the U.S., a college degree is what separates the educated from the undereducated.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 21, 2023

homotransphobia

Fear or hatred of any sexual orientation other than heterosexual.

Straight Pride is essentially a cover for homotransphobia.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 22, 2023