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Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel October 8, 2022
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1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 24, 2023
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by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 29, 2023
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What do COVID and the Marvel villain M.O.D.O.K have in common?
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What do COVID and the Marvel villain M.O.D.O.K have in common?
Answer:
They are both
Mutant
Organisms
Designed
Only for
Killing!
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