buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

bush

1) Hairy pubic area.
2) The 41th and 43rd US presidents.

The only Bush I trust is my own!

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

lawl

The pronunciation of 'lol' or 'laugh out loud.' Often used in internet chatting.

LAWLS!!!! Aas;dfkja;sdlfa;i

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

bonecrusher

Bad ass rapper

I go to my loaded tech 9 thats up in the trunk

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

kludgy

A golf hole designed to punish you no matter what choice you make from the tee box.

9th hole at Murphy Creek... cut the corner over the canyon, bunkers await. Hit in bunker and have to hit to a green that's protected by a another bunker in front of the shallow green, backed by a ravine.

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

preptard

A retarded prep.

The most popular girl at school was considered by many to be a preptard.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Swong Wong

1. A person who is a highly educated. One who has been endowed with a extremely long male reproductive organ (also known as penis). The length can reach between 8 Inches to 10 Inches.

by Anonymous September 04, 2003