very hairy berry patch

Unshaven vagina with crabs.

That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by Anonymous August 08, 2004

goomba

A particularly fat version the italian; loves life, pinky rings, and track suits

that fat italian is a goomba

by Anonymous May 05, 2003

Kloeckner

A person with no car, refusing to ever learn how to drive.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight? Can I get a lift?"

"Dont try an pull a Kloeckner on me again"

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Sugakane

Awesome Alberta based rock band. Think U2 meets Radiohead. VERY good

Sugakane's music is soooo damn fine

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

the houdini

after fucking a grl anal the guy takes out his dick and spits on her back so she thinks hes already has cum, then says 'hey baby' and when she turns around splooges into her eye

i pulled a houdini on that grl and her sister last night

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Peter Steele

man with the biggest penis on earth

Did you see the issue of playgirl that Pete Steele was in??!?

by Anonymous July 23, 2003