Definitions by Anonymous

haircut 

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.

"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"

haircut by Anonymous February 24, 2003

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

cack pipe cosmonaut by Anonymous February 24, 2003

MB

like minty [kiss[

MB by Anonymous February 24, 2003

slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.

He got hit by a slopey.

slopey by Anonymous February 24, 2003

minty kiss 

To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.

"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"

minty kiss by Anonymous February 24, 2003

break bread 

to spend cheese on your spouse

That nigga Greg broke bread on Kesha and she didnt even give him non.

break bread by Anonymous February 24, 2003

fisukapple 

you can get a better toffee apple from shoving your hand up her poop chute.

You get her to eat that one, usually.

You want some more toffee, bitch?

fisukapple by Anonymous February 24, 2003