wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

barit

A Fonzie grease monkey.

That dude is so barit.

by anonymous August 31, 2004

run_DMC

an asshole who louvs going on e-sam, and being a troll

run_dmc sux monkey balls

by anonymous January 14, 2005

blue falcon

A Marine or other service member that thinks of himself above all other in his unit. Blue Falcon is an acronym for Buddy Fucker. Usually a Blue Falcon is the guy in a unit no one likes.

D Walker is a Blue Falcon.

by anonymous November 17, 2004

splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

9-5

A traditional eight hour day shift.

In some companies, the 9-5 is really 8:30-5 or 9-5:30. It's an extra half hour because of an unpaid 30 minute lunch break. In companies where you're paid by the hour, it's so you don't lose out on 30 minutes of pay. In ones where you're paid by the year, it's pretty much squeazing the extra half hour out of you in order to make up for the 30 minute lunch.

It generally refers to working Monday through Friday but in modern times where services are expected to be availalble durring non business hours, evening and weekend shifts are becomming an increasingly required demand of employees.

I used to work the traditional Mon-Fri 9-5 day shift but they've got me working weekends in the evenings now.

by anonymous October 27, 2004

diltch

Diltch is another word for loser, dumbass,fucker,and or bitch. It was created in 2004 by Steven Welch in Georgia when he got tired of the same old cuss words.

My brother is a diltch for stealing my money.
That lame ass Michael is such a diltch.

by Anonymous October 7, 2004