Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.
The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.
Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.
She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.
Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.
She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
by Anonymous August 02, 2003

A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
