Anonymous 's definitions

escort

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.

by anonymous February 18, 2004

music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.

God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004

dawg

a term used to give the user a false sence of brotherhood

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

home space

the area or place you live, or where you come from

I visited the home space last weekend

by Anonymous October 2, 2001

FlashyITKcunt

A woman with a humongous minge which flashes each time speed has been consumed

Oh, look...you're cunt is flashing like a London traffic light but faster

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

fangoriously

How you would describe getting your blood sucked by a sexy ass vampire bitch.

I was fangoriously attacked and I liked it.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

peniscockle

When someone like yourself decides to look up stupid words on a fucking fake dictionary, gj douche. Gj.

The person who typed "peniscockle" into the box must enjoy eating peniscockle.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003