LiveJournal

A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.
Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.
by anonymous September 25, 2005
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courtesy flush

The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.
Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.
by anonymous August 17, 2004
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porange

An orange-flavored/orange-colored porridge.
I had a bowl of porange for breakfast.
by anonymous December 27, 2004
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jack fuck

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake
The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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GruG

by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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xartic

The form of being Xar, or the equivalant of not Xaring... Captain obious, c00ban, Sailing the seas in a refrigerator boat.
That xartic guy needs Banned
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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bastoard

Variant of bastard used bu those who do not like to offend.
You are nothing but a fat bastoard.
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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