jayar

The ability of completing the "perfect" drift under the most extreme conditions.

"You should of seen my 'jayar' yesterday around the most dificult hairpin"

by anonymous February 06, 2004

St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.

"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005

magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 03, 2002

Scavenger

A ponytail of epic size-like proportions.

Guy:I want the top shaved, and ummm...yeah go ahead and scavenger me up in the back.
Barber: sure thing you fucking weirdo.

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system

My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

bum gravy

wet warm runny shit. sometimes returns even after you wipe (Dieareha)

man those tacos gave me some really bad bum gravy!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

uranis

planet

Uranis is green

by Anonymous August 18, 2003