cristen

the sexiest mama on this earth

i want cristen

by Anonymous November 09, 2003

pooptooth

your moms mouth.

by Anonymous April 09, 2003

Dissendium

A place that unites people of all nationalities (much like the UN), in a common hatred of the oaf Hagrid.

"Die, Hagrid! Die! Die! Die! Die, you bastard!" said Harry, swinging a baseball bat at the half-giant's head.

Ron poured a large amount of petrol all over Hagrid's obese body, and playfully flicked a lighter on and off. "This is going to be for all those shit Care of Magical Creatures lessons!"

Hermione, meanwhile, squarely aimed her steel toe-capped boots at Hagrid's groin. "And this is for all those times you called me 'ermione!"

by Anonymous January 28, 2005

mothafukka

a goddamn bastard who fukks his momma or cheats on his wife or gf

Pimps are mothafukkas.

by anonymous September 03, 2003

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

by Anonymous January 08, 2003

rofler

Someone who likes to roll around on the floor laughing alot, can laugh their ass off sometimes

by Anonymous February 06, 2003

Gronk

Rough, crass, common slag - can be found in prolific areas of in-breeding in Somerset and Wiltshire

by Anonymous April 29, 2003