tight in the ass

Often a derogatory statement made about a person who is described as anal retentive. A person who nit picks at minute details, refuses to admit error, or will keep an argument going just for the sake of being correct or having the last word. Also known as TITA

Republican conservatives are the largest group of TITA pundits in America.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Pollo-Vegetarian

Bullshit term for someone does not eat red meat or fish. Yet on ocasion they sneak the ocasional McDonald's Hamburger and bacon stirp. This is a key sign that they are not vegetarian in any way!

When ordering at a restaurant someone says, "I'm a pollo-vegetarian."

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

ladybird

it's an insect with black spots on their black back

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

otaku

Sometimes used in reference to a fan of anime (Japaense cartoons, examples are the popular television show Dragon Ball Z or Pokemon. *proceeds to stab eyes out with spork*), although actully meaning geek or nerd in Japanese. Think about that, its not very hard to figure out the transition.

by anonymous February 10, 2003

Canada

where doctors want to go to America. ; lack of doctors

a woman:My baby's gonna come out!!!
nurse: make an appoinment, it'll be in 5 weeks.

by anonymous July 23, 2003

Shampoo After Effect

When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.

I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!

by anonymous January 01, 2005

keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004