eye hump

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

Eny

A beautiful princess that hailed from the great land of California.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

TTTC

Acronym - "Time To The Can". Indicates the period of time following the last swallow of a meal to the use of the lavatory. Used as an index for rating particular food types and restaurants.

"Outback Steakhouse has a really low TTTC."

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Parallax

Proposing to oneself the attribute of being smart or undeniable witty.

"Oh, we got beef? How about if I intelligent."

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

libidate

A type of horse that eats other horses scrodems.

During mating season the male libidate will bite off the the scrodem of rival males.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

UC Davis

3rd Largest UC, located an 1.5 hours away from San Francisco.

etymology: m4d 1337 pwn4g3, asian.

I go to UC Davis. I got into UCLA. But Davis pwnz so I go there. UCLA and Cal still rox tho.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

math class

If you were smart enough to realize it, the place where you learn the key to the universe.

Only fools, morons, idiots, and nobodies disrespect math, science, history, english, and all other forms of learning.

You can daydream your way to working as a janitor the rest of your life.

I should have paid attention in math class. They guy who got straight As makes millions now.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003