suicide

A simple and efficient way of dealing with all of life's problems.

Just commit suicide, and you'll never be unhappy again.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

kag

to skull fuck a man you just killed preferably in the eye socket

i just kagged the bitch stabbed

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

yambag

scrotum; nutsack; fleshy, often hairy, pouch containing the testes. Popularized by comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay on the Opey and Anthony show.

After delivering a devastating donkey-punch, I proceeded to pull out my mule and paint a lovely map o' Hawaii on her back in a flattering shade of banana-juice. I then treated her to a Roman War Helmet a.k.a the Gonzo, in where I draped my yambag over her eye-sockets and mule over her nose.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Tj's

Where the young un's of newport go to learn how to be cool, only to find how utterly pathetic they are when they go anywhere else.

"Let's go to TJ's! I've got 2 quid and a Slipknot hoodie"

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

fortify

the number 45

I axed the ho 'how much' and she replied 'fortify! fortify!'

by Anonymous March 03, 2003

Spelt

A cocktail drink, often consumed by the BarrysWorld posters

I had a spelt last nignt.
/me waves to Maljonic

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

spiff

the root of such words as spiffy and spiiferific (although the latter is a compound word including terrific). Used mainly as an expletive in much the same was as fuck although can be used as a remark of amazement, shock or suprise.

Boss: "You are going to have to work overtime."
Worker: "Spiff!"

Grocery Clerk: "You just won the sweepstakes."
Shopper: "Spiff!"

by Anonymous November 07, 2002