Anonymous 's definitions

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

maxzar

To kill, mame, destroy, or do whatever humanly possible to have or do something.

I would maxzar to get a girl like that!

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

douche ball

1) Similar to the Downey Ball, except for the cleaning of the female genetalia
2) You, you fucking douche ball!

1) "My Vagina is quite dirty, I need a Douche ball!"
2)"Look at me, I'm a stupid little douche ball

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

ungarn

strange ppl with strange language

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

blue-vanned

To be left behind on a trip on the way there or on the way back.

It was bad enough that Boomer blue-vanned me in Batesburg but when Larry blue-vanned me in Silverstreet, that was uncalled for!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

pouch out

someone who sits around all day in their underwear.

"you dirty pouch out put some clothes on!"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

chillidog

when you perform anal and he or she shits on your dick and then turns around and sucks it.

ur girl really loved my chillidog.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003